I fell like I’ve been pregnant for the last 20 years.

What the first thing people say about pregnant women?
…they have to pee ALL the time.

That’s me.

I politely excuse myself from a deep conversation to go and attend to my overactive bladder and leave the dinner table at least twice during every meal.

Just one sip of coffee or tea and I’ll have to go at least three times within an hour. A glass of water and I’m a gonner!

I asked my doctor. Her prescription: Drink more water.

AHHHHHH

How am I supposed to drink MORE water?!

Have you ever met someone who only drinks water? THAT’S ME! I don’t drink soda. I rarely indulge in coffee (despite the fact that I work for Starbucks) and don’t like many juices.

And she has the audacity to tell me to drink MORE water….

I have become overly acquainted with public restrooms. Gross.

In conclusion, Zane and I are praying that when (in a VERY long time) we get pregnant, that it will have the opposite effect on me, and I’ll NEVER have to pee!!